Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise?

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waiting on conway
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Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 28, 2014 5:23:00 GMT Lord Ba'al and Qetesh like this

Post by waiting on conway on May 28, 2014 5:23:00 GMT

Apologies to Sammy Davis Jr. and “The Candy Man.”

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with poo
Cover it in asphalt and a maggot or two
22Cans
22Can-cans
22Can-cans 'cause they mixes it with lies and makes the backers scream good

Who can take a rainbow
Slap it ’til it dies
Soak it in some mud and make little children cry
22Cans
22Can-cans
22Can-cans 'cause they mixes it with lies and makes the backers scream good

(22Cans breaks everything they make)
(Incompetent and duplicitous)
Now you toss away your best-est wishes
You can’t ever trust them ~~bitches~~ pishers

Oh, who can take tomorrow
Drown it in a stream
Separate the sorrow and profit from F2P
22Cans
22Can-cans
22Can-cans 'cause they mixes it with lies and makes the backers scream good . . .

Good lord, I’m so creative I could just shove a spoon in each eye socket and launch the payload across the buffet table. Thanks ever so for the inspiration, Peter.

Last Edit: May 28, 2014 5:28:47 GMT by waiting on conway

Qetesh Young God Guess! Posts: 1,655 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats and Dogs. Travel when I want and not when I have to. A lazy sunday at home with my love watching movies and playing games after a long night out with friends and family. I don't like: Being Lied to.	Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 28, 2014 14:41:39 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Qetesh on May 28, 2014 14:41:39 GMT You have a talent.

waiting on conway Eager Beaver Posts: 59	Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 28, 2014 15:35:39 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by waiting on conway on May 28, 2014 15:35:39 GMT (Sigh), if only I could harness it for the purposes of good. Childish evil only gets a guy so far.

Shougat Hesitator Posts: 7	Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 28, 2014 20:55:56 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shougat on May 28, 2014 20:55:56 GMT May 28, 2014 5:23:00 GMT waiting on conway said: ... Separate the sorrow and profit from F2P ... Surely you mean pay to win?
	Last Edit: May 28, 2014 20:56:43 GMT by Shougat: I suck at english.

waiting on conway Eager Beaver Posts: 59	Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 28, 2014 22:56:01 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by waiting on conway on May 28, 2014 22:56:01 GMT Well, mobile Godus uses both free-to-play and pay-to-win models, but "F2P" makes for a catchier bastardized rhyme!

engarde Grand Master Posts: 574 Pledge level: Partner	Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? May 30, 2014 7:56:03 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by engarde on May 30, 2014 7:56:03 GMT Is this thread the reason I'm seeing yellow globes in my homeworld...

militairensneuvelen
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Not So Absurd Commentary: Who can take a sunrise? Feb 1, 2015 9:47:05 GMT

Post by militairensneuvelen on Feb 1, 2015 9:47:05 GMT

May 28, 2014 15:35:39 GMT waiting on conway said:

(Sigh), if only I could harness it for the purposes of good. Childish evil only gets a guy so far.

If you like guitars, I would suggest to try and start a band.
All kinds of metal genres, but this one I never heard of "Evil Childish Metal".

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