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Post by Gmr Leon on Oct 2, 2014 4:28:29 GMT
...A person caught aflame blowing oxygen on themselves saying it's improving their situation.
What are your favorite similes for Godus' development thus far?
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Post by Aron on Oct 2, 2014 5:00:40 GMT
fuckin your ex
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Post by earlparvisjam on Oct 2, 2014 6:04:59 GMT
...being forced to retake Introduction to Programming over and over and over again.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2014 8:55:02 GMT
to play nunchaku with 2 bananas attached with a shoes string.
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Post by Crumpy Six on Oct 2, 2014 8:59:48 GMT
Headless chickens.
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Post by bed on Oct 2, 2014 10:12:39 GMT
putting a million monkeys at a typewriter thinking they'll produce shakespeare
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Post by Danjal on Oct 2, 2014 11:19:09 GMT
Receiving a life-time access to a new brand of experimental peanuts when you ordered a box of oranges from a guy that used to be well-known for his great oranges. All because peanuts turned out to be potentially more profitable than oranges and had a larger market to offset to.
Then being told that you should be happy that you got peanuts at all because peanuts are 'delicious'.
That they never *implicitly* told you they'd deliver you oranges, but that thats an assumption you made yourself from the vague description of 'delicious foodstuffs reminiscent of the oranges of old' and that its all fine because you get the salt on the 'delicious' peanuts for free while the other people have to pay extra to get their salted peanuts.
Even though your doctor told you to mind the salt-intake because its bad for your health.
Ofcourse it doesn't help that you're allergic to peanuts (which is why you ordered oranges, even when peanuts are cheaper).
To cap that all off they mention that if you're patient (and lucky), perhaps several years from now the peanuts will become a little bit more like the oranges that originally sold to you, that you paid for a life-time access so if you don't like the peanuts right now you should just try them later down the line.
Then be accused of harrassing and bullying this former-orange-now-peanut-vendor, because he doesn't like it when people are angry at him and it reminds him of his childhood bullying which prevents his creative juices from flowing and inhibits his further development of the experimental peanuts.
That you're being unfair and unreasonable - and that its completely unjustified that you expect to receive the product you originally paid for.
Meanwhile you're being told that the latest shipments of peanuts are delayed, because there are only so many peanut-pickers employed and the recent problems with the harvest have caused some unforseen delays in the schedule.
But that thats totally acceptable because delays happen all the time and are nothing to be upset about.
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Post by engarde on Oct 2, 2014 11:29:53 GMT
...nothing.
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Post by 13thGeneral on Oct 2, 2014 14:23:53 GMT
Bureaucracy and Politics... so, essentially Government.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2014 14:26:54 GMT
Star Trek - The Next Generation
Captain Peter Picard and Lieutenant junior grade Jack Crusher on their continuing mission to explore strange new ways of gamedevelopment, to seek out new forms of funds and a new target audience, to boldly go where no one has gone before (or maybe gone before but not in such a completly new and zen like way)
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Post by Danjal on Oct 2, 2014 14:37:01 GMT
Wouldn't that be "God Trek - The Next Iteration"?
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Lord Ba'al
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I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape.
I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames.
Steam: stonelesscutter
GOG: stonelesscutter
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Oct 2, 2014 17:01:28 GMT
Star Trek - The Next Generation Captain Peter Picard and Lieutenant junior grade Jack Crusher on their continuing mission to explore strange new ways of gamedevelopment, to seek out new forms of funds and a new target audience, to boldly go where no one has gone before (or maybe gone before but not in such a completly new and zen like way) Master @sundance is in da house! |
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Post by earlparvisjam on Oct 4, 2014 1:24:20 GMT
...rain on your wedding day.
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Post by Danjal on Oct 4, 2014 1:25:17 GMT
...rain on your wedding day. Isn't it ironic. |
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Post by 13thGeneral on Oct 4, 2014 3:21:19 GMT
...rain on your wedding day. Isn't it ironic. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2014 4:00:14 GMT
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's that good advice, that 22cans just didn't take... |
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Lord Ba'al
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Posts: 6,260
Pledge level: Half a Partner
I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape.
I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames.
Steam: stonelesscutter
GOG: stonelesscutter
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Oct 4, 2014 6:01:49 GMT
When the game crashed down ......
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Post by morsealworth on Oct 4, 2014 12:11:19 GMT
When the game crashed down ...... ... BSODs your computer and corrupts your cloud (ouch!). |
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Post by engarde on Oct 4, 2014 17:26:29 GMT
... nah it's PAGSOD.
Pink and gooey, in an homage to belief bubbles.
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Post by Monkeythumbz on Oct 10, 2014 13:32:14 GMT
...an unfinished work-in-progress.
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