Godgames | Guildford Trail

World Stroking Simulator 2014™ Master Oh hey, Godus, that was a thing. Yeah. shakes head Posts: 143 Pledge level: Peter Molyneux's retirement fund I like: Indy games. Also decent studio games. I don't like: Guess...	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT morsealworth likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by World Stroking Simulator 2014™ on Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT Or summink like that ...
	Analytics people have looked at Godus and have said it’s insane to do monetisation this way. We’ve replaced tapping with stroking and it’s delicious. Godus is all about touching your world, stroking your world. We looked at the porn industry for inspiration. Genitalia everywhere. All pink wobbly bits. We are going to be so damn rich.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 14:05:40 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 14:05:40 GMT Beautiful !

FuriousMoo Former 22Cans staff Posts: 123	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 15:26:27 GMT Lord Ba'al, World Stroking Simulator 2014™, and 2 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FuriousMoo on Dec 19, 2014 15:26:27 GMT I don't know how you got hold of that screenshot, but you'll be hearing from our lawyers!

Qetesh Young God Guess! Posts: 1,655 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats and Dogs. Travel when I want and not when I have to. A lazy sunday at home with my love watching movies and playing games after a long night out with friends and family. I don't like: Being Lied to.	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 17:31:19 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Qetesh on Dec 19, 2014 17:31:19 GMT Dec 19, 2014 15:26:27 GMT FuriousMoo said: I don't know how you got hold of that screenshot, but you'll be hearing from our lawyers! what is it??

earlparvisjam Master Watching the tech industry churn. Posts: 394 I like: Board games, computer games, rpg's, watching animated shows, books, super hero stuff, toys (but only if I can play with them) I don't like: Thinking about getting older	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 22:14:03 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by earlparvisjam on Dec 19, 2014 22:14:03 GMT Is it wrong that I immediately began to sing that line as: Mary has a broken arm, doo dah doo dah, Mary has a broken arm oh the doo dah day?

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0

Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 22:23:13 GMT

Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 22:23:13 GMT

Dec 19, 2014 17:31:19 GMT Qetesh said:

Dec 19, 2014 15:26:27 GMT FuriousMoo said:

I don't know how you got hold of that screenshot, but you'll be hearing from our lawyers!

what is it??

22cans have stolen art from The Oregon trail.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oregon_Trail_(video_game)

Qetesh Young God Guess! Posts: 1,655 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats and Dogs. Travel when I want and not when I have to. A lazy sunday at home with my love watching movies and playing games after a long night out with friends and family. I don't like: Being Lied to.	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 22:39:06 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Qetesh on Dec 19, 2014 22:39:06 GMT LOL, I was having blonde moment.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Guildford Trail Dec 19, 2014 23:29:58 GMT Lord Ba'al, World Stroking Simulator 2014™, and 2 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 23:29:58 GMT Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT World Stroking Simulator 2014™ said: Or summink like that ... Fixt (sorry, don't know why the image is small, click for lulz.)
	Last Edit: Dec 19, 2014 23:30:48 GMT by Deleted

World Stroking Simulator 2014™ Master Oh hey, Godus, that was a thing. Yeah. shakes head Posts: 143 Pledge level: Peter Molyneux's retirement fund I like: Indy games. Also decent studio games. I don't like: Guess...	Guildford Trail Dec 20, 2014 14:18:36 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by World Stroking Simulator 2014™ on Dec 20, 2014 14:18:36 GMT oh no! they're onto me! pls make sure my tombstone reads "Here lies peperony and chease"
	Analytics people have looked at Godus and have said it’s insane to do monetisation this way. We’ve replaced tapping with stroking and it’s delicious. Godus is all about touching your world, stroking your world. We looked at the porn industry for inspiration. Genitalia everywhere. All pink wobbly bits. We are going to be so damn rich.

Deleted
Deleted Member

Posts: 0

Guildford Trail Dec 20, 2014 15:55:11 GMT World Stroking Simulator 2014™, 13thGeneral, and 2 more like this

Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2014 15:55:11 GMT

Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT World Stroking Simulator 2014™ said:

Or summink like that ...

6 reasons why that's "probably" not a 22cans game.

1. No Shop and no Gems

2. "Press SPACE BAR to continue" - 22cans like would be:"Tab here to continue"

3. "Press RETURN to size up the situation" - 22cans: "Tab an see followers with a broken arm"

4. Next Landmark - would be in 22canish :next Shrine

5. May 5, 1848 - a 22cans game will need at least 4 years in development to reach 1848

6. Rivers

Last Edit: Dec 20, 2014 15:56:26 GMT by Deleted

hardly
Young God

Posts: 1,808

Guildford Trail Dec 20, 2014 19:33:59 GMT via mobile

Post by hardly on Dec 20, 2014 19:33:59 GMT

Dec 20, 2014 15:55:11 GMT @sundance said:

Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT World Stroking Simulator 2014™ said:

Or summink like that ...

6 reasons why that's "probably" not a 22cans game.

1. No Shop and no Gems

2. "Press SPACE BAR to continue" - 22cans like would be:"Tab here to continue"

3. "Press RETURN to size up the situation" - 22cans: "Tab an see followers with a broken arm"

4. Next Landmark - would be in 22canish :next Shrine

5. May 5, 1848 - a 22cans game will need at least 4 years in development to reach 1848

6. Rivers

That made me laugh.

13thGeneral
Young God

Productively Procrastinating

Posts: 1,973

Pledge level: Supporter

Guildford Trail Dec 22, 2014 18:20:09 GMT via mobile Lord Ba'al likes this

Post by 13thGeneral on Dec 22, 2014 18:20:09 GMT

Dec 20, 2014 15:55:11 GMT @sundance said:

Dec 19, 2014 14:01:22 GMT World Stroking Simulator 2014™ said:

Or summink like that ...

6 reasons why that's "probably" not a 22cans game.

1. No Shop and no Gems

2. "Press SPACE BAR to continue" - 22cans like would be:"Tab here to continue"

3. "Press RETURN to size up the situation" - 22cans: "Tab an see followers with a broken arm"

4. Next Landmark - would be in 22canish :next Shrine

5. May 5, 1848 - a 22cans game will need at least 4 years in development to reach 1848

6. Rivers

lol.

#6 made me chuckle.

"I used to be a wastelander like you, until I took a settlement to the quest log"

"The More You Know."™ ≈≈≈≈≈★

Griffork: I'm back! Just saw the trailer of Masters of Albion and it's a godgame! Immediately thought of this forum and decided to visit. Aug 21, 2024 7:51:22 GMT

Griffork: Sorry for being away for so long. The job I had at the beginning of the year seems to be having a full-blown melt-down (and I got caught in it). I'm now at a new place but the new job has been a very hectic learning experience (yay for being on R&D!) Aug 21, 2024 7:55:26 GMT

Lord Ba'al: He is indeed at it again. I read a few lines from some article saying he took something from this game and something from that game and something from yet another game and put it all together. Aug 21, 2024 17:34:06 GMT