Those fun little domestic arguments

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Lord Ba'al
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Those fun little domestic arguments Apr 8, 2016 18:42:45 GMT Matthew Allen likes this

Post by Lord Ba'al on Apr 8, 2016 18:42:45 GMT

I had an argument with my wife about money and the bank accounts.
So in the end I agreed to let her have one of the bank cards and she would handle the bills.

My wife said "Give me the card".
I said "Get it yourself, it's in my coat".
She said "Fine".
I said "While you are there, could you please get my tobacco from my coat".
She said "No! I don't wanna touch your tobacco!".
I said "What's the problem, it's all packed up".
"No I'm not touching your tobacco".

I said "Alright, next time you ask for a glass of wine I'll say "No I won't touch your wine!"".
She said "Okay then I won't get you anything to drink either".

I said "Let's compromise...

...just get me my coat".

Problem solved.

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Lord Ba'al Supreme Deity Posts: 6,260 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape. I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames. Steam: stonelesscutter GOG: stonelesscutter	Those fun little domestic arguments Apr 13, 2016 18:06:19 GMT 13thGeneral, greay, and 1 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Ba'al on Apr 13, 2016 18:06:19 GMT My wife just said "I'm gonna start a 7 minute timed thing so I cannot be interrupted". I said "That's great, that means I can't be interrupted either".
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