Post by Gmr Leon on Aug 7, 2014 19:54:15 GMT
In all good fun, I thought it might be mildly entertaining to toss out some criticism we already know may be coming for tomorrow's release.
Simplest bets:
-Sculpting tutorial still necessary? OH MY GOSH.
-Guiding to promised land (which resembles original starting point from previous version) takes too long.
-Building times still suck, uuugghhh.
-This new homeworld is too much like the old, all you guys did was add streams and an enemy (maybe). Come oonnn.
-Why is it called a timeline if there are no ages? wtf guys.
-Why do I have to double unlock cards? (New timeline makes this extremely transparent.)
-Why do we still have to drag each individual sticker? bleeh.
-Why are there only fish in water.
-Why are there only wolves on land (assuming they make their return).
-Why are your followers immediately stupid (like why did they get in water if they can't swim).
-Why are you condemning wine worship (some part of me thinks the enemy statue looks like it's pouring wine).
-Voyages are still bad lemmings mini-game.
-There's still nothing to do after I reach the end of the available ages, maybe beat the one enemy in Homeworld, complete all Voyages, etc.
-Everything (sculpting/powers/gifts/statues/settlements/etc.) still costs too much belief!
-Why can't I force my people to worship at more frequent intervals?
-My people are naturally depressed, happiness is broken!
-Unlocking stuff now stutters despite my UBER PC, you guys suck at programming!
-Flowing water crashes my game.
-Nighttime crashes my game.
-Storms crash my game.
-Fish crash my game.
-Water doesn't do anything (destroy villages/benefit farms/etc.).
-I miss buffers.
-New settlement system looks ugly.
-New settlement system doesn't fix anything.
-New settlement system misses the point.
-Follower pathfinding is still broken.
-Power progression is still too slow!
-I can't rename anything/anyone after accidentally leaving their name at random characters!
-Sculpting takes too long!
-I can't find anymore stickers!
-Later cards cost too many stickers!
-Farming/mining doesn't make sense!
-Farming/mining takes too long!
-Where is the belief collection statue?
-Why isn't belief automatically collected?
-Why isn't there a real resource system (I still detest stickers! You will never shut me up!)?
-Why did you lie/mislead us to back a mobile game, I want a refund!
-Why is this still so mobile?
-When will 22cans listen?
-22cans is being run by DeNA, they'll never make this game PC-worthy.
-Marmalade can't support PC, this will forever be a watered down, shoddy mobile to PC port.
-You shouldn't have fallen for Molyneux's BS again, you morons. (Promptly locked.)
-PC Godus is going to lose support halfway through and everything's going to be paid for DLC.
-Where's Hubworld?
-Hubworld can never work.
-Hubworld is vaporware.
-Why won't the enemy AI stop snickering at me?
-Why is the enemy AI so stupid?
-Needs more enemy tribes.
Simplest bets:
-Sculpting tutorial still necessary? OH MY GOSH.
-Guiding to promised land (which resembles original starting point from previous version) takes too long.
-Building times still suck, uuugghhh.
-This new homeworld is too much like the old, all you guys did was add streams and an enemy (maybe). Come oonnn.
-Why is it called a timeline if there are no ages? wtf guys.
-Why do I have to double unlock cards? (New timeline makes this extremely transparent.)
-Why do we still have to drag each individual sticker? bleeh.
-Why are there only fish in water.
-Why are there only wolves on land (assuming they make their return).
-Why are your followers immediately stupid (like why did they get in water if they can't swim).
-Why are you condemning wine worship (some part of me thinks the enemy statue looks like it's pouring wine).
-Voyages are still bad lemmings mini-game.
-There's still nothing to do after I reach the end of the available ages, maybe beat the one enemy in Homeworld, complete all Voyages, etc.
-Everything (sculpting/powers/gifts/statues/settlements/etc.) still costs too much belief!
-Why can't I force my people to worship at more frequent intervals?
-My people are naturally depressed, happiness is broken!
-Unlocking stuff now stutters despite my UBER PC, you guys suck at programming!
-Flowing water crashes my game.
-Nighttime crashes my game.
-Storms crash my game.
-Fish crash my game.
-Water doesn't do anything (destroy villages/benefit farms/etc.).
-I miss buffers.
-New settlement system looks ugly.
-New settlement system doesn't fix anything.
-New settlement system misses the point.
-Follower pathfinding is still broken.
-Power progression is still too slow!
-I can't rename anything/anyone after accidentally leaving their name at random characters!
-Sculpting takes too long!
-I can't find anymore stickers!
-Later cards cost too many stickers!
-Farming/mining doesn't make sense!
-Farming/mining takes too long!
-Where is the belief collection statue?
-Why isn't belief automatically collected?
-Why isn't there a real resource system (I still detest stickers! You will never shut me up!)?
-Why did you lie/mislead us to back a mobile game, I want a refund!
-Why is this still so mobile?
-When will 22cans listen?
-22cans is being run by DeNA, they'll never make this game PC-worthy.
-Marmalade can't support PC, this will forever be a watered down, shoddy mobile to PC port.
-You shouldn't have fallen for Molyneux's BS again, you morons. (Promptly locked.)
-PC Godus is going to lose support halfway through and everything's going to be paid for DLC.
-Where's Hubworld?
-Hubworld can never work.
-Hubworld is vaporware.
-Why won't the enemy AI stop snickering at me?
-Why is the enemy AI so stupid?
-Needs more enemy tribes.
