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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 11:57:04 GMT
"He also sends us out on boats to go play some sadistic Lemmings running game half of us can't figure out sometimes."
"Our God sounds like a real bastard."
"Yeah, I get the idea he's constantly screaming WALK...UP...THE...FUCKING...STEPS...at us, too."
"So why do we follow this...God?"
"He saved two of us from drowning. The Original Two."
"Wait...does that mean we're all..."
"Sure does! Our cousin shore do have a purdy mouth, does she?"
"At least she's not one a them Astari!"
*Cue Dueling Banjos*
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Jun 1, 2015 8:17:22 GMT
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Post by hardly on Jun 1, 2015 8:17:22 GMT
"He also sends us out on boats to go play some sadistic Lemmings running game half of us can't figure out sometimes." "Our God sounds like a real bastard." "Yeah, I get the idea he's constantly screaming WALK...UP...THE...FUCKING...STEPS...at us, too." "So why do we follow this...God?" "He saved two of us from drowning. The Original Two." "Wait...does that mean we're all..." "Sure does! Our cousin shore do have a purdy mouth, does she?" "At least she's not one a them Astari!" *Cue Dueling Banjos* I hadn't thought of the whole all descendent from two people part. |
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Post by 13thGeneral on Jun 2, 2015 14:38:02 GMT
"He also sends us out on boats to go play some sadistic Lemmings running game half of us can't figure out sometimes." "Our God sounds like a real bastard." "Yeah, I get the idea he's constantly screaming WALK...UP...THE...FUCKING...STEPS...at us, too." "So why do we follow this...God?" "He saved two of us from drowning. The Original Two." "Wait...does that mean we're all..." "Sure does! Our cousin shore do have a purdy mouth, does she?" "At least she's not one a them Astari!" *Cue Dueling Banjos* I hadn't thought of the whole all descendent from two people part. Also, according to the story of Noah, all his grandchildren would have had to interbreed to repopulate the earth... But, there are also parts in the "begat" section, Adam and Eve's son Cain mated with a woman whom basically came from one of two places; somewhere else OR he married a sister not mentioned anywhere in the scripture. So, like the Bible, this game pretty much assumes we won't notice that major discrepancy plot hole. But anyway, let's not get into that... Honestly, it's the least of the problems I have with this game. Stickers make absolutely no sense at all. |
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Jun 2, 2015 14:46:52 GMT
Or he mated with an ape.
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Post by morsealworth on Jun 2, 2015 15:29:23 GMT
Or with his mother. BTW, the original story didn't have such a plothole because Utnapishti had a really huge family with him. Also, Ishtar helped him make more men after the flood. |
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Jun 2, 2015 15:56:00 GMT
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Post by morsealworth on Jun 2, 2015 16:05:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 16:30:23 GMT
Angry Internet Nerds! We are Legion! oops... sorry... almost blew my cover there.  |
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Jun 2, 2015 16:44:06 GMT
Judging is what we do.
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