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Oh hey, Godus, that was a thing. Yeah. *shakes head*

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I like: Indy games. Also decent studio games.
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Tee hee Apr 22, 2014 13:36:23 GMT

Post by World Stroking Simulator 2014™ on Apr 22, 2014 13:36:23 GMT

Oh, we have fun.

Last Edit: Apr 22, 2014 13:37:06 GMT by World Stroking Simulator 2014™: Double Murphy in the Sky OMG what does it mean

Analytics people have looked at Godus and have said it’s insane to do monetisation this way. We’ve replaced tapping with stroking and it’s delicious. Godus is all about touching your world, stroking your world. We looked at the porn industry for inspiration. Genitalia everywhere. All pink wobbly bits. We are going to be so damn rich.

Lord Ba'al Supreme Deity Posts: 6,260 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape. I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames. Steam: stonelesscutter GOG: stonelesscutter	Tee hee Apr 22, 2014 14:16:25 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Ba'al on Apr 22, 2014 14:16:25 GMT Who are the chicks on the left and right?
	This town cannot accommodate the numerical totality of our combined mass.

World Stroking Simulator 2014™ Master Oh hey, Godus, that was a thing. Yeah. shakes head Posts: 143 Pledge level: Peter Molyneux's retirement fund I like: Indy games. Also decent studio games. I don't like: Guess...	Tee hee Apr 23, 2014 14:26:25 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by World Stroking Simulator 2014™ on Apr 23, 2014 14:26:25 GMT The 22cans site said they were production. Such pretty pics of staff at www.22cans.com/about-us/ .. some art just begs to create itself
	Analytics people have looked at Godus and have said it’s insane to do monetisation this way. We’ve replaced tapping with stroking and it’s delicious. Godus is all about touching your world, stroking your world. We looked at the porn industry for inspiration. Genitalia everywhere. All pink wobbly bits. We are going to be so damn rich.

Lord Ba'al Supreme Deity Posts: 6,260 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape. I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames. Steam: stonelesscutter GOG: stonelesscutter	Tee hee Apr 23, 2014 15:48:48 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Ba'al on Apr 23, 2014 15:48:48 GMT Peter Murphy looks like a jackass.
	This town cannot accommodate the numerical totality of our combined mass.

World Stroking Simulator 2014™ Master Oh hey, Godus, that was a thing. Yeah. shakes head Posts: 143 Pledge level: Peter Molyneux's retirement fund I like: Indy games. Also decent studio games. I don't like: Guess...	Tee hee Apr 24, 2014 9:43:30 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by World Stroking Simulator 2014™ on Apr 24, 2014 9:43:30 GMT Heh yeah. That's what I thought.
	Analytics people have looked at Godus and have said it’s insane to do monetisation this way. We’ve replaced tapping with stroking and it’s delicious. Godus is all about touching your world, stroking your world. We looked at the porn industry for inspiration. Genitalia everywhere. All pink wobbly bits. We are going to be so damn rich.

banned Master Posts: 391	Tee hee May 10, 2014 23:14:59 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by banned on May 10, 2014 23:14:59 GMT "creative community finance" = MBA calling game design shots. Victory to the microtransactin' boner!
	Malfeasance thinks you're morally suspect.

jpw Master Posts: 159 Pledge level: Patron+Acorn+Poster I like: Populus What I thought Godus was going to be... I don't like: Waiting Collecting belief Stickers Sculpting Voyages Managing settlements Not being a god in a god game Chests	Tee hee May 11, 2014 6:42:13 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jpw on May 11, 2014 6:42:13 GMT I think this needs some photo shopping, anyone familiar with the corporate management diagram comprising birds on a perch? You know the one about when management looks down all they see is... when employees [backers]look up all they see is...

Lord Ba'al Supreme Deity Posts: 6,260 Pledge level: Half a Partner I like: Cats; single malt Scotch; Stargate; Amiga; fried potatoes; retro gaming; cheese; snickers; sticky tape. I don't like: Dimples in the bottom of scotch bottles; Facebook games masquerading as godgames. Steam: stonelesscutter GOG: stonelesscutter	Tee hee May 11, 2014 6:58:51 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Ba'al on May 11, 2014 6:58:51 GMT I am familiar with that.
	This town cannot accommodate the numerical totality of our combined mass.

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Lord Ba'al: Or... post in the spammer section, and I can always move it elsewhere

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