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Post by Mandrake on Dec 18, 2015 20:46:34 GMT
Good ones Aynen , fantasy/not real items just like the promised Godus from the Kickstarter. I never thought you had it in you. How about a promise to deliver these I think I can combine these two together, courtesy of a US brand: i.imgur.com/XRsTPzZ.jpgMmmm, oily, fake buttery Promises! Your third suggested box could also be the "special digital edition of GODUS"! ASSOCIATE - You get one special digital edition of GODUS, which includes a personalised title screen for your copy of GODUS and a non-digital but exclusive 22cans GODUS teeshirt. It also comes with an exclusive Kickstarter level and you get an unlock code for an exclusive GODUS god power. Speaking of the Kickstarter - inspired from the VALKYRIE backer reward - a kit (with provided instructions) on how to turn an office bin into a wishing well (SYMBOLISM!):
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 21:04:01 GMT
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Post by 13thGeneral on Dec 18, 2015 21:56:30 GMT
How about printing out that really long thread from Steam where they asked for all our suggestions and putting a label on it saying "I think you lost this". Also, someone could make an illustrated timeline of GODUS comparing the anticipated dates versus actuals and highlighting some of the major events. Maybe a note saying "We know you asked Santa to get those GODUS backers off your back, but Santa doesn't do people's homework for them, get to work!" Lol. Roll it up like a scroll, tie a ribbon around it. Really play it up. Heck, do that with the Kickstarter pitch page too, to really rub the point. An illustrated timeline, with a compare/contrast series of milestones, would be fantastic - for this or in general - but would take a bit of work to do well. And, tho it sounds modsrately fun (mostly for the snark factor) I'm not about to put spec work into something I'd normally be paid for just to get a company on about how they stole $20 and my respect. Well, I could probably be motivated to do it, with the right goading, but unfortunately it wouldn't be something I think I could knock out in time for the holidays with all I have to do as it is.
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Post by Aynen on Dec 18, 2015 22:25:29 GMT
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Post by morsealworth on Dec 18, 2015 23:53:29 GMT
A shovel. An old, rusty one that screams GULAG. Because that's exactly how Godus feels - like being a concentration camp prisoner moving dirt.
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Post by Gmr Leon on Dec 19, 2015 0:13:21 GMT
A thank you note to FuriousMoo for being honest with us (and others working with him), with condolences that he (and they) has (have) to endure Molyneux Madness. If you get alcohol, be kinda mean and specify the "good stuff" being for the remaining Godus team. Think everyone knows of anyone there at 22cans, they deserve it the most.
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Post by gillburt on Dec 19, 2015 10:45:29 GMT
A mirror... for self-reflection.
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Post by gillburt on Dec 19, 2015 10:48:20 GMT
I was watching The Magnificent Seven last night, and there is a scene about 20-25 minutes in where the farmers/villagers are dancing in a pseudo-spiritual way, all dressed up to look "primitive" (such is the want of Hollywood). Some of them are the spitting image of the Astari, so, eventually getting to the point, perhaps a copy of the Magnificent Seven on DVD.
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Post by gillburt on Dec 19, 2015 10:51:45 GMT
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Post by morsealworth on Dec 19, 2015 12:47:36 GMT
A horse mask with a blood pack inside (the animal blood used in cooking, not the transfusion kind) as a package of everything else. We can't afford a horse head, after all.
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Post by mindless on Dec 19, 2015 13:30:33 GMT
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Post by hardly on Dec 19, 2015 20:13:31 GMT
A horse mask with a blood pack inside (the animal blood used in cooking, not the transfusion kind) as a package of everything else. We can't afford a horse head, after all. How about some plastic farm animals to represent the ones that aren't in the game. Also maybe some little plastic toys like cars, spaceships, etc to represent the ages that are still missing.
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Post by 13thGeneral on Dec 19, 2015 20:44:19 GMT
A mirror... for self-reflection. Nice. A almost suggested that, too. Holy crap, gillburt, GET OUTTA MY HEAD!! We apparently think alike to a degree.
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Post by gillburt on Dec 20, 2015 8:45:14 GMT
A mirror... for self-reflection. Nice. A almost suggested that, too. Holy crap, gillburt , GET OUTTA MY HEAD!! We apparently think alike to a degree. Ha-ha!! Great minds and all that...
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Post by Mandrake on Dec 21, 2015 4:47:45 GMT
I was watching The Magnificent Seven last night, and there is a scene about 20-25 minutes in where the farmers/villagers are dancing in a pseudo-spiritual way, all dressed up to look "primitive" (such is the want of Hollywood). Some of them are the spitting image of the Astari, so, eventually getting to the point, perhaps a copy of the Magnificent Seven on DVD. Oooh, good one, but I have to "iterate" upon it! Krippendorf's Tribe! So apropos on many levels.
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Post by Lord Ba'al on Dec 21, 2015 6:36:00 GMT
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Post by echocdelta on Dec 21, 2015 6:46:51 GMT
I'd imagine that would make some really awkward conversation at the next North American GDC if I bump into any of them or any ex-staff.
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Post by mindless on Dec 21, 2015 10:47:10 GMT
a print out of all the "How to not PR" thread. There is probably enough in there that they can use it to wall paper their whole office
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Post by colin22cans on Dec 24, 2015 0:48:06 GMT
So, that's where it is! I've been wondering where they left that! Looking forward to seeing this hamper next month, Crumpy Six!
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Post by Praesme on Dec 24, 2015 1:00:11 GMT
took 5 minutes out of your day to taunt us again I see.
Too bad you wont take 5 minutes out of your day to live up to early access or your own companies many many many promises to keep communicating with us. Or for that matter ANYONE of your employers (customers) through any other form of media. Like your corporate website, the completely useless twitter feed, the no longer used (kickstarter promise) of a video feed, steam the only place to BUY the game, or even here anymore.
In fact just to remind you here is kickstarter copy from your cmapiagn
We’re going to make GODUS in that same spirit. And your support will enable you to be involved at every stage as we share everything we do and learn with you. We’ll produce video diaries, blogs, live streams, developer chats and a great deal more. We aim to end up with a truly delightful game and as you play it, you’ll be able to say that you also played your part in its very creation.
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