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Post by 13thGeneral on Aug 17, 2014 5:20:18 GMT
Because it's fun. Not very productive, but fun.* (Sorry, Peter.)  *This is the kind of silly stuff that I do late at night. On weekends. When most people are either drunk, or asleep. |
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Post by Gmr Leon on Aug 17, 2014 5:45:03 GMT
Someone over on Neogaf perfectly nicked this choice quote: ""We can't be so crude in making the first thing we teach people in these games how to speed things up by spending gems. That's absolutely insane." Unfortunately it's not entirely out of context. |
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Post by dozvati on Aug 17, 2014 6:15:27 GMT
May I? Alternate: "Yeah, I'm worried about that, but those risks are worth taking," Molyneux says. "We could layer in 'it takes six days to build this house', and maybe we'd make a shitload of money, but that's not my ambition for games."  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 6:25:26 GMT
Not handy with Photoshop, but here is a magnificent quote to take out of context.
"...get as much money out of those whales as you possibly can, and then as soon as you've raped them for their money, you tell them to fuck off and move on to the next one..." - Peter Molyneux
To be fair he was saying something quite the opposite in the original quote, but the current situation surrounding Godus makes it hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 6:28:43 GMT
And another from the same interview... "The only time I think you should take a player to a shop that quickly in a game I think is if your game is about shopping." - Peter Molyneux
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Post by 13thGeneral on Aug 17, 2014 7:28:18 GMT
Not handy with Photoshop, but here is a magnificent quote to take out of context. "...get as much money out of those whales as you possibly can, and then as soon as you've raped them for their money, you tell them to fuck off and move on to the next one..." - Peter Molyneux To be fair he was saying something quite the opposite in the original quote, but the current situation surrounding Godus makes it hilarious. Done.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 7:30:46 GMT
I just about spewed tea all over the place. I'm laughing so hard. Magnificent work sir, I salute you. +2
Perfect shot for the caption as well.
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Post by 13thGeneral on Aug 17, 2014 7:47:04 GMT
And another from the same interview... "The only time I think you should take a player to a shop that quickly in a game I think is if your game is about shopping." - Peter Molyneux Now, isn't this just delightfully therapeutic?  |
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Post by 13thGeneral on Aug 17, 2014 7:57:42 GMT
Someone over on Neogaf perfectly nicked this choice quote: ""We can't be so crude in making the first thing we teach people in these games how to speed things up by spending gems. That's absolutely insane." Unfortunately it's not entirely out of context. Yup... insane.  |
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Post by 13thGeneral on Aug 17, 2014 8:00:13 GMT
I just about spewed tea all over the place. I'm laughing so hard. Magnificent work sir, I salute you. +2 Perfect shot for the caption as well. Thanks. Half the fun is trying to match images to the quotes, and doing some creative manipulating and mashups. That's enough fun for tonight - off to bed. |
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Post by hardly on Aug 17, 2014 8:07:16 GMT
I love your work. Hopefully the cans appreciate the humour and put some of the best images on peters desk so he can enjoy them with his morning coffee.
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Post by jpw on Aug 17, 2014 10:53:53 GMT
These are brilliant, do you think you can submit them to the Godus wiki, and try and get some of those goddies they offered contributors?
Alternatively can we have some of these made up as t-shirts, mugs, dart boards?
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Post by jpw on Aug 17, 2014 12:36:51 GMT
"It gets harder and harder to squeeze money out of addiction. That's what drug trafficking does"
Peter's Latest release:
Alternatively I think someone with Photoshop skills could really work with this image: 
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Post by banned on Aug 17, 2014 16:21:07 GMT
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Post by Danjal on Aug 17, 2014 16:52:52 GMT
Hehe, perhaps we should make this a weekly competition. Find the best PM quote and turn it into a piece of art.
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Post by banned on Aug 17, 2014 17:21:10 GMT
Hehe, perhaps we should make this a weekly competition. Find the best PM quote and turn it into a piece of art. Now you're trying to make it work. |
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Post by Danjal on Aug 17, 2014 17:26:35 GMT
Ofcourse I want it to work, just imagine the look on his face when he encounters his own quotes thrown back at him all over the internet!
Absolutely 'delicious'!
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Post by Qetesh on Aug 17, 2014 18:06:00 GMT
I don't feel vindicated or happy or or satisfied in any way.
This all just makes me really sad. I pray that PM actually listens to the bakers, gamers and critics and makes a real game for the PC.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2014 19:52:43 GMT
I don't feel vindicated or happy or or satisfied in any way. This all just makes me really sad. I pray that PM actually listens to the bakers, gamers and critics and makes a real game for the PC. Do I find joy in others failures? Nah. Do I think it's sadly hilarious we've all been Molyneux'd yet again? kinda. I think we can mostly agree it's pretty sad just how turned around this entire endeavor has been. It makes you wonder if PM is aware of just how badly he appears to be sabotaging his own loudly touted ideals. I wanted to believe Molyneux. I wanted the game he originally pitched. It's possible he still might squeeze something out... but he's off to a terrible start. #inbefore"itsnotafinishedgame!" #inbefore"Populouscametogetherat90%!" |
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Pledge level: Patron+Acorn+Poster
I like: Populus
What I thought Godus was going to be...
I don't like: Waiting
Collecting belief
Stickers
Sculpting
Voyages
Managing settlements
Not being a god in a god game
Chests
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Post by jpw on Aug 17, 2014 21:36:15 GMT
I think the million dollar question right now is what does Peter Molyneeux think? Can he tell the difference between his BS and reality? Or does his constant and continuous BS convince even himself - it's possible isn't it? But then what does everyone at 22cans think? After all they must all now that every release of a patch is only met with the same requests and the same criticisms from the community, and it's been what 15 months since alpha release? Could 22cans fire PM? Ultimately is he accountable to anyone?
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