Matthew Allen
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Post by Matthew Allen on May 21, 2015 22:10:06 GMT
Hello there, and welcome to my office. I encourage you to relax and help yourself to anything you'd like. The waitstaff will be bringing food around regularly and for mixed drinks I'd encourage you to seek out my on-hand bartender, Chuck. At midnight, the lights will turn off, the fog machines will turn on, and the DJ will start the after party. Just another day at Matthew's Office.
In the meantime, what can I have Chuck get for you?
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Post by morsealworth on May 21, 2015 22:14:50 GMT
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Post by Crumpy Six on May 21, 2015 22:50:42 GMT
Cambridge Beer Festival tomorrow. Will Chuck hold my place in line?
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Post by stuhacking on May 21, 2015 22:59:39 GMT
Mine's a tea. English breakfast, milk, no sugar.  |
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Post by Lord Ba'al on May 21, 2015 23:40:35 GMT
How about a nice single-malt Chuck? And none of that cheap stuff.
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Post by greay on May 22, 2015 23:22:06 GMT
You left out the only things I can drink – things that go nicely with cream, like Baileys or Kahlúa.
(also mead, but I only use that for cooking; I've never actually drank it)
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Post by Lord Ba'al on May 22, 2015 23:26:20 GMT
I'm a little disappointed that Chuck hasn't gotten me a scotch yet.
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Post by 13thGeneral on May 24, 2015 6:26:20 GMT
Slide me over a Slutty Redhead, chilled with a twist, and keep her neat.  |
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Post by earlparvisjam on May 24, 2015 8:32:27 GMT
I've grown a fondness for Rum and diet Coke. Sadly, I'm stuck sober for the next 3 years so it's an academic fantasy at this point...
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Post by Spiderweb on May 24, 2015 15:33:11 GMT
Arsenic? Don't drink much alcohol now days bit too partial to caffeinated fizzy drinks.
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Post by mindless on May 24, 2015 15:50:09 GMT
WKD Iron Bru or Berry flavour FTW  |
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Post by bed on May 25, 2015 3:31:27 GMT
I picked Beer, but I will just as happily drink Wine.
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Post by Lord Ba'al on May 25, 2015 11:13:09 GMT
I think Chuck is off to Scotland to brew his own whisky.
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Post by 13thGeneral on May 26, 2015 13:18:12 GMT
I drink Yuengling beer, but a case of 12 bottles can last me a month or more. Not much of a drinker, really.
I chose other because my drinking is infrequent and varied.
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Post by Lord Ba'al on May 26, 2015 13:54:58 GMT
I drink Yuengling beer, but a case of 12 bottles can last me a month or more. Not much of a drinker, really. I chose other because my drinking is infrequent and varied. I had me some Yuengling when I was over in the States visiting a friend. It was alright. He also liked Moosehead. Ever had any of that? |
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Post by 13thGeneral on May 26, 2015 14:41:55 GMT
I drink Yuengling beer, but a case of 12 bottles can last me a month or more. Not much of a drinker, really. I chose other because my drinking is infrequent and varied. I had me some Yuengling when I was over in the States visiting a friend. It was alright. He also liked Moosehead. Ever had any of that? I don't believe I've had that. Like I said, I'm not much of a drinker, so I either stick to what I know, or if I try something new I rarely recall what it was - especially if I had it months or years ago. |
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Post by Matthew Allen on May 28, 2015 23:37:39 GMT
I hope Chuck has been treating you all well. As for myself, I'm happy with a glass of scotch, neat. Lagavulin is a nice one if anyone's looking for a good scotch to try. Other than scotch, I'm satisfied with most other spirits (bourbon is a close second for me). When it comes to beer, I actually happen to live in a city which has more breweries per capita than any other city in the country, lending us the unofficial title of Beer City, USA. As such, I've tried a wide and expanse variety of beer in my time here. My favorites tend to linger with a good Pisgah Pale Ale during hot summer days or a Green Man Porter if I'm wanting something heavier or, as is more likely the case, something complimentary to a steak dinner or equivalent.
See you around the office. Don't hesitate to pester Chuck for anything of your choosing. Cheers.
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Post by Qetesh on May 29, 2015 2:07:10 GMT
Pinot, Noir or Grigio. |
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Post by Lord Ba'al on May 29, 2015 5:16:17 GMT
I'll have me some Lagavulin please.
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Post by 13thGeneral on May 29, 2015 13:24:54 GMT
Pinot, Noir or Grigio. We prefer sweet wines, like Riunite Lambrusco, and the ever cheap Boones or Arbor Mist. Don't judge, it's what we like.  Chuck, an Arbor Mist Sangria with a splash of cran and a twist please! |
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